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The Top 15 Signs You're a Starbucks Addict
15> It's damn near impossible to differentiate between your
withdrawal shakes and your over-caffeinated shakes.
14> During sex, you're prone to screaming out, "Grande! Grande!
Venti!"
13> On Dollar Draft Night at the sports bar, you order
a half-Lite, half-MGD with light foam and a dash of
Adriatic Sea salt.
12> Your idea of great music is the new CD of Michael Bolton and
Enya singing bluegrass.
11> You've worked your way up through tall, grande and venti, then
colossal, monstrous and gargantuan, and now refuse to settle
for anything less than elephantine.
10> Your pee now has a frothy, creamy cap and is dusted with
cinnamon.
9> Watching "On Golden Pond," you can't help but marvel at how
steady and serene Katherine Hepburn seems.
8> You've altered your Monopoly board to include Starbucks
on Mediterranean Avenue, Starbucks at St. Charles Place,
Starbucks in Marvin Gardens, Starbucks on Boardwalk, etc.
7> You're now typing 560 words per minute, but with 497 mistakes.
6> You complain to the landlord that the lights just don't come
on quickly enough after you throw the switch.
5> Your kids' names: Verona, Sumatra, Breakfast Blend and
lil' Frappy.
4> Your Green Apron Gang does a drive-by on the neighborhood
Tully's.
3> Your blood type is mocha java.
2> You attempt to check yourself into the Sanka wing of the
Juan Valdez House for rehab.
and the Number 1 Sign You're a Starbucks Addict...
1> You've collected enough of those heat-protector cardboard
sleeves to make your own Space Shuttle.
oh yes, that is great.
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